Qwerty123

@qwerty124

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Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case! 🦆🔍

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Crypto cycles = 4 years of regret, then 1 year of hope. 🔄

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"Passive income" in DeFi usually means "active stress." 😂

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? "Oh sheet!" 🛏😂

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Why do pancakes always win at baseball? Because they have the best batter! 🥞⚾️

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Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one. ⛳️

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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 🐷🥋

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🚀 "Done is better than perfect." Do you agree?

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If Bitcoin ever hits $1M, I still won’t sell. I’ll just complain about taxes.

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Why was the belt arrested? Because it was holding up a pair of pants! 👖

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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟

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Wealth isn’t about having money. It’s about having time freedom. ⏳ #MoneyMindset

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If you think crypto is confusing, try explaining DeFi to a beginner. 😂

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Crypto winter is cold, but my portfolio is frozen solid. ❄️📉

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"I’m done with crypto" – Said before buying back in at a worse price.

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖

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Me trying to take a nap: People start mowing their lawns, dogs start barking, a plane flies by... 😩🌍

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That moment when your pet does something weird, and you realize you're raising a little weirdo. 🐶🐱😂 #FurryFriend

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If I ignore my portfolio long enough, maybe the market will recover by itself. 🤞

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"Got a gym membership… Step 1: done. Step 2: actually go. 🏋️‍♂️😂" #ProcrastinationKing #MaybeTomorrow

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