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Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It lost all its contacts. 📱😂
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. ⛳️
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“Buy the dip” sounds smart until the dip turns into a canyon. 📉
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The first Bitcoin purchase was two pizzas for 10,000 BTC 🍕—now that’s what I call an expensive snack.
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NFTs: “It’s just a JPEG.” My brain: “Yes, but it’s MY JPEG!” 🖼😂
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. 🥕
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I need a six-month vacation twice a year. ✈️🏝😌
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“Long-term investor” is just another way of saying “I bought the top.” 📉😂
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"Me: googles symptoms Google: You have 10 minutes to live. 😱" #WebMDLies #Dramatic
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Metaverse land costs more than my real-world house, but at least it has better neighbors. 🏡🌍
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NFT collectors flexing digital pictures while I can’t even afford rent 🏠💀
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Metaverse real estate 🏠🌍 costs more than real-world apartments! What a time to be alive!
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HODLing Bitcoin feels like holding a lottery ticket 🎟—except the numbers keep changing! 📈😂
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Mining crypto was once as simple as using a laptop; now, it’s an industrial-level operation requiring massive resources.
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When TrumpCoin dips, it’s just "fake news from the market" 📉😂
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TrumpCoin wallets come gold-plated, naturally 🪙✨
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TrumpCoin — because why trust regular money when you can trust gold-plated memes 🏆😂
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Me explaining crypto to my grandma It’s like magic beans but digital 🌱✨
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Bought Doge for the memes, stayed for the heartbreak. 🐕😂💔
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"Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕️🚨😂 #CoffeeAddict #MorningJokes"
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