Qualit

@qualit

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Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems. 📖😢

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NFTs: Making right-clicking illegal since 2021. 🖼🚫

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison. 🦬🎓

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated. 🎀🐟

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Why was the broom late? It swept in! 🧹

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Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them. 👻

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Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It lost all its contacts. 📱😂

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. ⛳️

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“Buy the dip” sounds smart until the dip turns into a canyon. 📉

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The first Bitcoin purchase was two pizzas for 10,000 BTC 🍕—now that’s what I call an expensive snack.

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NFTs: “It’s just a JPEG.” My brain: “Yes, but it’s MY JPEG!” 🖼😂

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. 🥕

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year. ✈️🏝😌

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“Long-term investor” is just another way of saying “I bought the top.” 📉😂

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"Me: googles symptoms Google: You have 10 minutes to live. 😱" #WebMDLies #Dramatic

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Metaverse land costs more than my real-world house, but at least it has better neighbors. 🏡🌍

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NFT collectors flexing digital pictures while I can’t even afford rent 🏠💀

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Metaverse real estate 🏠🌍 costs more than real-world apartments! What a time to be alive!

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HODLing Bitcoin feels like holding a lottery ticket 🎟—except the numbers keep changing! 📈😂

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Mining crypto was once as simple as using a laptop; now, it’s an industrial-level operation requiring massive resources.

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