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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early

I’m not shy. I’m just holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already

I wonder how many calories I burn when I jump to conclusions

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead