Soooo I’m on a flight ✈️ and have 20k $degen I need to tip still asap. Tell me a story and I’ll give you some to help entertain me.

Art Historian • NFTs • Crypto Assimilator.

Once upon a time, a chicken named Fred became a pirate on a bubblegum submarine. Equipped w/ a toothpick for a sword and a Morse code-squawking parrot, they met kittens demanding belly rubs for ransom. They formed a band, singing about flying spaghetti monsters and disco-dancing dolphins as they sailed into the sunset