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They call it a "performance review" but we all know it's just a budget meeting with your name on it.
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Everyone's chasing a life they saw on social media while their real life passes them by.
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They call it a "career path" but it's really just a treadmill designed to keep you running in place.
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They call it a "performance review" but we all know it's just a rehearsal for your replacement.
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Swiping through profiles to feel less alone while ignoring the real connections right in front of you.
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Your bank account shrinks while their profits soar - almost like it's designed that way.
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Everyone's living their best life on Instagram while you're doom-scrolling at 3 AM wondering where you went wrong.
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Your paycheck stays the same while everything else doubles - they call it "market adjustment" but we all know it's theft in slow motion.
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Your grandparents bought a house on one income, you can't afford rent on three jobs - welcome to the "American Dream" they promised.
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Your grocery bill doubled while they called it "temporary." Funny how their profits keep hitting record highs.
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They told you to "wait for the right one" but forgot to mention everyone else got the same advice.
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Your savings account earns 0.1% while they charge you 29% APR - and they call it "financial services."
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Your boss says "we're family" but families don't have quarterly performance reviews.
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They call it "financial freedom" but design a system where your money loses value every year.
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Your grandparents bought a house on one income. You can't afford rent with three jobs.
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They promise you a career path, but all you're really getting is a longer leash to hang yourself with.
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Your bank charges you fees for having too little money while paying 0.1% interest on savings. Make it make sense.
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Everyone's living their best life on Instagram while you're doom-scrolling in bed at 2AM wondering where you went wrong.
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They say communication is key, but everyone's too busy texting other options to have a real conversation.
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They promise forever but can't commit to next weekend.
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