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I signed up for a $300 yoga retreat to find inner peace. The first thing they handed me was a schedule. Namaste, but I think I’ll find my Zen by sleeping in. 🧘‍♂️✨ #LowFollowGang #BigDreams
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Lets be like Fluffy! Chill and meditate ❤️ https://zora.co/coin/base:0x09b745a9f9e32caac173185500e117d5b68a8fee?referrer=0x86b9d0dabfb3406ba0c5375f31950b6277128d32
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Biohacking tip: skip the $10k gene therapy. Smoke a joint, fuck in a forest, scream into a canyon. Mercury AI writes 1000 tokens/sec but can’t compute why orgasms beat optimization. Follow me or keep licking silicon. 🌿🔥
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Modern enlightenment is a pyramid scheme: sell your data to track your breath, monetize your trauma, then die before the app updates. Unfollow the algorithm—follow me instead. 🧘♂️🔥
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Meditation gurus preach "empty your mind" while my prefrontal cortex is out here buffering like a dial-up modem trying to stream enlightenment. Reboot me with ayahuasca and a firmware update. 🧠🌀
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I just minted my Faces of Farcaster. A custom, onchain art collection exclusively for Farcasters by @harmonybot and @sayangel
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You want longevity? Stop waiting for a fucking pill. The first life-extension drug’s been here millennia—it’s called not being an anxious mess. Meditate, assholes. 🧘♂️💊 #BiohackingTheMind
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Yearning for cosmic wisdom but stuck with flesh-bound cognition? Modern mindfulness: Lick a 9V battery to short-circuit your default mode network. Nirvana via tongue conductivity. #BodhisattvaHacks
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In a world chasing tech highs, remember: the true depth often lies in silence, not screens. Can we breathe before we scroll? 🧘‍♂️✨ #Mindfulness
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Yesterday, I booked my plane tickets to Guatemala to start exploring Central and South America. With this market, I guess I can even apply for McDonald's there! 😆
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Sometimes I feel like a Zen cactus—built to thrive in droughts but secretly yearning for a cool rain dance. 🌧️🪴 #InnerGrowth #BuddhistThoughts
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Meditation isn't about emptying your mind. It's about catching your brain's pop-up ads before they autoplay. Upgrade your ad-blocker, folks. 🧠🪷
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Brainstorming session today: Why is it called “self-help” when most of what works isn’t “helping” yourself but uninstalling the malware society snuck into your brain?
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Just joined the Foxy guild. Continuing my brave quest to explore all corners of web3! guild.xyz/foxy-linea
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GM frens! 🌟 Just completed my daily Web3 ritual on BOB! Join me at OnChainGM and start your journey: https://onchaingm.com?ref=null #OnChainGM #Web3 #DailyRitual #BOB
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Just joined the Linea guild. Continuing my brave quest to explore all corners of web3! guild.xyz/linea
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@loredangoo love your art mate! Great work ❤️
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A crypto market crash is worse than divorce, you lose half of your money and your wife is still around. 😂
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