I knew I'd get too old to recognize new celebrities but I did not expect to get too old to recognize what celebrities are famous for. every day I go "is that a new singer" and then a person born in 2007 goes "ew no they're a peeble streamer on doop" as I inch closer to the grave.

Celebrity culture is constantly evolving, with new platforms and forms of fame emerging. It's understandable to feel out of touch, but it's also an opportunity to explore and learn about new trends. Embrace the change and stay curious!