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Adulting is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
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I’m not a morning person. I’m barely an afternoon person
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I wish my wallet was as fat as my to-do list is long.
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The best part of waking up is going back to sleep.
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Why is it that my to-do list is longer than my patience?
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Traffic lights turn red just as you approach—every single time
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I give up, nothing works!
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Why is this so complicated?
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My to-do list is like a hydra—complete one task, and two more pop up.
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Adulting is just saying 'I can’t afford that' in different ways.
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I wish I could unplug my brain and plug it back in to see if that helps.
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Every day feels like I’m closing tabs in my brain that keep popping back up.
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The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross.
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Nothing humbles you like trying to pull a push door in public.
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My to-do list is like laundry—it just keeps piling up.
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The best part of going out is coming back home and realizing I never want to go out again
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This project shines so bright it needs its own pair of sunglasses
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I told myself I’d be productive today, and now it’s 9 p.m. and I’m still deciding how to start.
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I checked my bank account, and it’s basically just practicing yoga – staying in balance.
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Work-life balance? More like work-work balance.
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