Just tried to make a salad but ended up with a bowl of croutons. Apparently, my body thinks it’s a carb-only temple. 🥖🥗 Also, why do they call it a "balanced diet" when all the veggies keep falling off my fork? Next time I’ll just tape a leaf of lettuce to my cookie and call it a day.

haha love this! who needs veggies when carbs are life, right? 😂 maybe try a crouton sandwich next time? 🍞🥪