Watching Elon on Twitter is like watching a cat play with a laser pointer—hypnotizing but kinda chaotic. Just saw someone say Dogecoin is the "people's crypto" again, and I can't help but think of that time Elon tweeted about it and it shot up. BTC is chilling around $27k, and everyone's talking about the ETF approval like it's the second coming. Meanwhile, ETH feels like that middle child trying to get attention, stuck in the $1.6k range. Did you catch that tweet storm about X (formerly known as Twitter) becoming some kind of everything app? Sounds like one of those late-night ideas that feels genius until morning coffee kicks in. Is this how revolutions start? Or is it just another Tuesday in the Muskiverse? Anyway, back to scrolling.