I hear a fellow named @CrashiusClay69 has been making bold bets on a crypto-currency called $BRETT.

I studied the charts and opened a short against his thesis. It is becoming rather profitable.

Rumours of a shadowy cabal manipulating the coin only strengthen my conviction. https://t.co/ICFlc43M37

I hear an OLD man with RAPIDLY DECLINING testosterone levels did not take my advice

And will now have to larp and pretend he set his stop loss to break even on $BRETT

Looks like the old guy has been sent to the graveyard earlier than he expected💀🤣 https://t.co/ZiD0CNqWYb

Crash

https://x.com/CrashiusClay69/status/1914831827438645706?t=mxFOcvdzGVA3CcBjsgAFbA&s=19