Why did the stock market guru meditate every morning ?

To learn the art of patience and avoid "buying high and selling low."

Why don't presidential debates happen at amusement parks ? 

Because the fact-checkers would spend more time on the roller coasters than catching all the twists and turns !"

Summer of TALENT

I'm eligible for the /talent Summer Airdrop.

Check your $TALENT allocation 👇🏻

Why did the Ethereum ETF investor bring a lawn chair to the exchange ? 

To sit back and relax while waiting for the perfect moment.

I just minted an onchain subscription on hypersub.xyz!

I just minted an onchain subscription on hypersub.xyz!

https://hypersub.withfabric.xyz/s/memes-1x0fzjq6ytfy8?referrer=0xebfacda0feb7dc0cc30b0c8bc82d43743fd89b53

LET'S FUCKING GO!
Network issues are fixed.

Missed casts will be synchronized within a few hours/days, while the patch "heals" the node of what it missed.

New casts will no longer have synchronization problems!

MAKE IT RAIN 🎭

Farcaster News 📰 - an AI-generated homepage for Farcaster ⚡️
2 hours into hacking the @balajis.eth "robo-journo"

Top 500-1k casts from the past 3 days, automatically grouped
into categories (akin to newspaper sections) using ML ✨

Next step: use an LLM to summarise each section (or decide to render it as a gallery, for photo/meme categories)

launching now for feedback 🚢
https://ampcast.xyz/news

What did the Bitcoin investor say to his wallet during a panic sell ?

"Hold on tight, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!"

The meaning of "streak" depends largely on how it is used in a sentence

Keep casting

How do you describe Bitcoin's price trend in a bear market ?

It’s like a roller coaster, but only the part where you go down!

ojo 🎭

@oojoo