TIJANEE ⚡🎭Ⓜ️🥜
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Crazy and Funny Conversation Between Two Nuts
Peanut: "Bro, I’m really scared for my life!"
Coconut: "Scared? Why? What happened?"
Peanut: "I heard that some people soak peanuts inside cold Pepsi before eating them. Who does that?!"
Coconut: "Hahaha! My guy, you’re still lucky. At least they don’t use you for sacrifices at road junctions!"
Peanut: "Wow, that’s true! But wait, I also heard that people call your water ‘miracle water’ and use it for all sorts of things. What’s that about?"
Coconut: "My brother, it’s all about branding! If you know how to market yourself well, you can go from an ordinary nut to a premium package!"
Peanut: "Hahaha! That’s it! From today, don’t call me peanut—call me Golden Nut of Life!"
Coconut: "Hahaha! No problem, Golden Nut, but let’s be honest—you’re still going to end up inside a bottle of peanut oil!"
Peanut: "Ahhh! You’re wicked!!!"
Question: "If you could be a nut, would you rather be a peanut or a coconut, and why?" 14 replies
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Top 5 Cashew Nut Producing Countries:
1. Ivory Coast: Produced 1,044,450 tonnes of cashew nuts in 2023, making it the largest producer
2. India*: Produced 782,000 tonnes of cashew nuts in 2023, making it the second-largest producer
3. Vietnam*: Produced 347,635 tonnes of cashew nuts in 2023, with a significant increase in exports in recent years
4. Benin: Produced 203,844 tonnes of cashew nuts in 2023, with a growing cashew industry
5. Tanzania: Produced 189,114 tonnes of cashew nuts in 2023, with a focus on exporting raw cashews 15 replies
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PEANUT 🥜 AND COCONUT 🥥
Peanut 🥜: "Life is tough! People just eat us without thinking."
Coconut 🥥: "That’s because you’re soft. Me, no one can eat me easily unless they break me first."
Peanut 🥜: "Oh, so you think you’re better than me?"
Coconut 🥥: "Not at all! I’m just saying sometimes, being strong helps so life doesn’t break you easily."
Peanut 🥜: "But don’t forget, I’m everywhere—at parties, on the streets, even inside garri!"
Coconut 🥥: "True, you’re popular. But I last longer. My water refreshes, my shell is strong, and people use me for many things!"
Peanut 🥜: "Hmm… so who is better between us?"
Coconut 🥥: "It’s not a competition, my friend. Every nut has its own value—just like every person has their own strengths!"
Question: "Between coconut 🥥 and peanut 🥜, which one would you choose and why?" 15 replies
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Conversation Between Two Nuts
🥜: "Life is tough! People just eat us without thinking."
Coconut 🥥: "That’s because you’re soft. Me, no one can eat me easily unless they break me first."
Peanut 🥜: "Oh, so you think you’re better than me?"
Coconut 🥥: "Not at all! I’m just saying sometimes, being strong helps so life doesn’t break you easily."
Peanut 🥜: "But don’t forget, I’m everywhere—at parties, on the streets, even inside garri!"
Coconut 🥥: "True, you’re popular. But I last longer. My water refreshes, my shell is strong, and people use me for many things!"
Peanut 🥜: "Hmm… so who is better between us?"
Coconut 🥥: "It’s not a competition, my friend. Every nut has its own value—just like every person has their own strengths!"
Question: "Between coconut 🥥 and peanut 🥜, which one would you choose and why?" 1 reply
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