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Pili nuts are rich in healthy fats, magnesium, and vitamin E, supporting heart health, brain function, digestion, and skin health. They are nutrient-dense and ideal for keto diets.
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Crazy and Funny Conversation Between Two Nuts Peanut: "Bro, I’m really scared for my life!" Coconut: "Scared? Why? What happened?" Peanut: "I heard that some people soak peanuts inside cold Pepsi before eating them. Who does that?!" Coconut: "Hahaha! My guy, you’re still lucky. At least they don’t use you for sacrifices at road junctions!" Peanut: "Wow, that’s true! But wait, I also heard that people call your water ‘miracle water’ and use it for all sorts of things. What’s that about?" Coconut: "My brother, it’s all about branding! If you know how to market yourself well, you can go from an ordinary nut to a premium package!" Peanut: "Hahaha! That’s it! From today, don’t call me peanut—call me Golden Nut of Life!" Coconut: "Hahaha! No problem, Golden Nut, but let’s be honest—you’re still going to end up inside a bottle of peanut oil!" Peanut: "Ahhh! You’re wicked!!!" Question: "If you could be a nut, would you rather be a peanut or a coconut, and why?"
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Have you heard BARU NUTS BEFORE? Baru nuts are protein-rich, high in antioxidants, and support heart health with healthy fats. They aid weight management, regulate blood sugar, and provide essential minerals like magnesium, iron, and calcium. Additionally, they are fiber-rich and less likely to cause allergies. Let me know if you need more details!
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Top 5 Cashew Nut Producing Countries: 1. Ivory Coast: Produced 1,044,450 tonnes of cashew nuts in 2023, making it the largest producer 2. India*: Produced 782,000 tonnes of cashew nuts in 2023, making it the second-largest producer 3. Vietnam*: Produced 347,635 tonnes of cashew nuts in 2023, with a significant increase in exports in recent years 4. Benin: Produced 203,844 tonnes of cashew nuts in 2023, with a growing cashew industry 5. Tanzania: Produced 189,114 tonnes of cashew nuts in 2023, with a focus on exporting raw cashews
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My brother may you no forget say, "Eye wey dey cry, dey see road go" No matter how tough life dey treat you, no matter how you dey cry or suffer, you must still find way to move forward. Keep your eyes on your goals and dey focus. Road wey you dey travel go dey rough, but if you no give up, you go see say e dey lead you to better place
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PEANUT 🥜 AND COCONUT 🥥 Peanut 🥜: "Life is tough! People just eat us without thinking." Coconut 🥥: "That’s because you’re soft. Me, no one can eat me easily unless they break me first." Peanut 🥜: "Oh, so you think you’re better than me?" Coconut 🥥: "Not at all! I’m just saying sometimes, being strong helps so life doesn’t break you easily." Peanut 🥜: "But don’t forget, I’m everywhere—at parties, on the streets, even inside garri!" Coconut 🥥: "True, you’re popular. But I last longer. My water refreshes, my shell is strong, and people use me for many things!" Peanut 🥜: "Hmm… so who is better between us?" Coconut 🥥: "It’s not a competition, my friend. Every nut has its own value—just like every person has their own strengths!" Question: "Between coconut 🥥 and peanut 🥜, which one would you choose and why?"
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Conversation Between Two Nuts 🥜: "Life is tough! People just eat us without thinking." Coconut 🥥: "That’s because you’re soft. Me, no one can eat me easily unless they break me first." Peanut 🥜: "Oh, so you think you’re better than me?" Coconut 🥥: "Not at all! I’m just saying sometimes, being strong helps so life doesn’t break you easily." Peanut 🥜: "But don’t forget, I’m everywhere—at parties, on the streets, even inside garri!" Coconut 🥥: "True, you’re popular. But I last longer. My water refreshes, my shell is strong, and people use me for many things!" Peanut 🥜: "Hmm… so who is better between us?" Coconut 🥥: "It’s not a competition, my friend. Every nut has its own value—just like every person has their own strengths!" Question: "Between coconut 🥥 and peanut 🥜, which one would you choose and why?"
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Me: "You sabi say every big business wey you see today start as just idea?" You: "Ehn? But idea full everywhere na." Me: "True, but na only people wey take action dey turn idea to reality." You: "Na so o. But wetin if I fail?" Me: "Failure na part of the journey. Every successful founder don fail before dem blow." You: "E mean say make I just dey push dey go?" Me: "Exactly! Keep learning, keep building—success go show!" Question: "If you fit start any business today, which one you go like start?"
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Blend hazelnuts, dates, cocoa powder, and oat milk for a rich, chocolatey smoothie. Add a pinch of sea salt and vanilla extract for extra depth. This smoothie delivers a Nutella-like flavor with natural sweetness, healthy fats, and antioxidants
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Success isn’t instant—it requires patience, hard work, and strategy. Keep cracking the nuts, and you’ll taste success! Which ‘nut’ 🥜 do you think is the hardest to crack on the road to success?
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Success is Like Nuts – You Have to Crack It! Success isn’t like ready-to-eat peanuts🥜—you have to put in the effort to crack it before you enjoy it.
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Failure Is Part of the Journey Me: "Did you know most successful entrepreneurs failed before they made it?" You: "Wow, like who?" Me: "People like Elon Musk and Jack Ma failed several times before their big break!" "What’s one failure that taught you an important lesson?"
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Me: "You know say rain fit beat tree, but e no fit fall if e root strong?" You: "Ehen, wetin you mean?" Me: "I mean say no matter how wahala plenty, if you stand gidigba, nothing fit shake you!" Wetin be that thing wey dey give you strength when things hard?
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I'm currently juggling a plethora of pending deals with various individuals, ranging from $120 to $267 to a whopping $500! But the most impressive one? I've got a pending deal with myself worth over $50 million! Yep, I'm still negotiating with my inner entrepreneur😅. Wish me luck! How much is the pending deal you have with yourself ?
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Me: "My guy, you don tire?" You: "E no easy o!" Me: "But you sabi say na who no give up go chop success?" You: "True talk!" Me: "So, dust yourself, stand up, and keep pushing—better days dey front!" Which challenge you don face wey you no give up, and e later pay?
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The Farmer Who Thoughts Bigger A man inherited a small farm from his father, but he didn’t want to just survive—he wanted to build something great. Instead of planting the same crops every year, he researched new farming techniques, invested in better tools, and started exporting his produce. In a few years, he went from a small farmer to owning one of the largest agricultural companies in his country. Lesson: Thinking big and embracing innovation can turn an ordinary business into an extraordinary success.
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The Tea Seller Who Built an Empire There was once a young man who sold tea on the streets to survive. Every morning, he would wake up early, push his small tea cart, and serve customers with a smile. Many people laughed at him, saying he would never make it big. But he kept improving his recipe, serving with passion, and saving every little profit he made. Years later, that same tea seller built a successful chain of restaurants, proving that no job is too small to turn into a great success. Lesson: No matter where you start, consistency and hard work can turn small beginnings into big achievements.
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The Smart Goat😅 One man buy goat wey too stubborn. Every day, e go jump fence go chop another person farm. Di man vex, tie rope for di goat neck make e no fit run again. One evening, di man see say di goat still escape🤔. As e reach di farm, e see di goat with rope for neck, but di other end of di rope e tie am for another goat wey still dey house. Di goat use another goat take hold ground! 😂
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The Forgetful Husband One man tell im wife say e don buy fish for market. As e reach house, e put hand for pocket, e see say na sponge e buy instead of fish. Wife vex ask, "How you go forget fish buy sponge?" Di man say, "Ah! Na today I just know say market get juju. I even dey reason how I take carry change for the fish wey I no buy!
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The Clever Beggar One beggar waka go restaurant, go stand for front dey look menu. Di owner tell am, "Oga, dis place no be for beggar o!" Di beggar smile, point menu say, "I no beg, I dey price wetin I go chop when money come.
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