Omar

@omaro

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I'm in the negeD Magic Hat Game! 🔄🎩🪄 🎁 Over 5,000 prize spots up for grabs Join the fun with @neged

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I named my dog 'Five Miles' so I can tell people I walk Five Miles every day.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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I told my WiFi it was a bad parent. Now it’s giving me the silent treatment.

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Real builders commit, and I just committed 1.85M $BUILD tokens to the BUILD Summer Fund

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.

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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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I'm committing all my $Build 😁that's 3.7M

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GMxams 🙂⚡️

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I'm in the negeD Magic Hat Game! 🔄🎩🪄 🎁 Over 5,000 prize spots up for grabs Join the fun with @neged

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I'm in the negeD Magic Hat Game! 🔄🎩🪄 🎁 Over 5,000 prize spots up for grabs Join the fun with @neged

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

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