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I'm in the negeD Magic Hat Game! 🔄🎩🪄 🎁 Over 5,000 prize spots up for grabs Join the fun with @neged
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem.
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Knock, knock.Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
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Congrats /caster
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I'm in the negeD Magic Hat Game! 🔄🎩🪄 🎁 Over 5,000 prize spots up for grabs Join the fun with @neged
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I named my dog 'Five Miles' so I can tell people I walk Five Miles every day.
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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.
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I told my WiFi it was a bad parent. Now it’s giving me the silent treatment.
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No ⚡️?
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Real builders commit, and I just committed 1.85M $BUILD tokens to the BUILD Summer Fund
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.
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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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I'm committing all my $Build 😁that's 3.7M
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