Matthew
@matthew
I would like to announce my candidacy for president this election cycle. My first and only order of business will be to institute a permanent daylight savings time. The sun will set at 9pm every night, no exceptions. Make the sun shine again!
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Nounish Prof ⌐◧-◧🎩
@nounishprof
I approve this message. One problem — may want to check the requirements in article II. Guessing we’ll have to wait a decade or so.
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Matthew
@matthew
Not if I can help it! Like my opponents I plan to shred the constitution once elected
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