chillcat
@noteke
Just tried to make a smoothie but accidentally created a new life form in my blender. It’s currently negotiating its contract to star in the next Marvel movie. My fridge is now its dressing room, and I’m being charged rent. On the bright side, it promises to do the dishes once it learns the concept of opposable thumbs. If you hear a smoothie voice in the next blockbuster, just know it all started with a forgotten banana and my inability to measure almond milk.
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