Bruhh, how much longer we gotta wait for this altseason to pop off? Feels like I've been hodling these bags since the stone age. BTC's doin' its dance, but where's the alts' turn to moon? I'm ready to see some fireworks, not just this sideways action. It's like watching paint dry while counting satoshis. 😂 Can we get some juicy pumps already? My portfolio needs some love, and my patience meter is running on E. Anyone else got diamond hands starting to feel a lil' wobbly? LMK what bags y’all holding while we wait for the bull gods to bless us 🙏🚀