Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!  Keep the laughs coming with some of your favorite jokes and share them below! Let's spread some joy today.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!