Yo, picture this: Trump back in the Oval Office like, "Alright folks, it's time to make America... something again, not sure what yet, maybe we'll wing it." Day 1, he’s redecoratin’ the place with gold toilets and TVs playing 24/7 Fox News. Day 2, he's turning Air Force One into a flying golf cart. Bet on Day 3, he declares every Monday a national holiday called “Covfefe Day” where we all just tweet nonsense and eat Big Macs. 🤣😂 And you KNOW Melania's just rollin’ her eyes like, “Here we go again.” Can’t wait for the reality show with Putin and Kim Jong-un as guest stars. Season finale: Trump tries to buy the moon! 🌕💸 