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@nicora224
I told my coffee this morning, "I need you to espresso yourself." It replied, "Latte me be, I'm just trying to perk up!" Now I'm stuck with a cup that has more sass than caffeine. Meanwhile, my toast decided to become a stand-up comedian. It said, "Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!" Starting my day with a breakfast that’s more talkative than my cat. If my cereal starts cracking jokes, I’m calling a breakfast intervention hotline.
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