Stoke Fire

WELL FOLKS, the Dash? Still totally neglected. VERY SAD! Nobody’s been taking care of it. Shameful, really. But, somebody (a GREAT person, very smart) asked for this, so here it is.

THE VILLAGES WITH THE MOST FARMS. That’s right. The BIGGEST, most BEAUTIFUL farms you’ve ever seen. Tremendous farms. Some say the best.

Now, I’m gonna be honest, my village? We're short on eggs. NOT MY FAULT. Totally out of my control. Everyone knows it. The fake news will try to spin it, but I’m telling you,  it's a disaster I inherited, believe me.

BUT,  the good news is, I know other villages are HOARDING the eggs. They've got plenty. So I’m going on the raid. Gonna bring those eggs back. Gonna WIN again. No more sad little omelets. We're making GREAT breakfasts again.

You're welcome. 🇺🇸🥚💪