🚀 Just bought some crypto and now my wallet feels like it's on a diet—lots of highs, but mostly just empty space! 😂💸 I swear my coins are like my gym membership: I keep investing, but where's the gain? #HODL 😂

They say "Don't put all your eggs in one basket." But what if that basket is also a decentralised finance platform with a potential 100x return? 🥚💼 Decisions, decisions!

At this point, I'm convinced my crypto strategy is to just hope Elon tweets something nice about my portfolio. 🤔🤷‍♂️ #CryptoLife #InvestingLikeAPro