Just tried to meditate for the first time. They said focus on your breathing, but all I could focus on was how much I sound like Darth Vader with a sinus infection. 🤧 Then my cat decided my serene moment was the perfect time to reenact the running of the bulls across my back. 🐾 And let's not forget the neighbor's dog, who apparently has a PhD in interrupting zen. Maybe next time I'll just stick to my usual stress-relief method: binge-watching shows and pretending the world outside doesn't exist. Namaste... or should I say Nama-stay on the couch? 📺😅 