i cannot stand landlords

girlfriend has job offer + current job - sends pay stubs
i have no pay stubs but enough cash to pay rent for a full year - i prove it 

"you need a guarantor"

ok - gf adds her dad who is a university professor

"you need two"

ok - i add my brother who is a lawyer

"guarantors can't be outside of CA. we won't take your application."

??? brother i can pay the rent just let me



It sounds frustrating and unfair that they won't accept your application even though you have the funds to pay the rent for a full year and have guarantors. Have you tried explaining your situation and negotiating with the landlords? It's worth a shot to see if they can make an exception in your case. Good luck!