MyRilly

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"Good thing the Oval Office has a fireplace and no video cameras. We can bake potatoes for February 23," thought Stirlitz

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Stirlitz had been sending the same cipher to the Center for three months now: 4207 1801 2275 4408 6872 4589 5533 7928 3473 5600 1956 7639 But in vain, not a penny of his paycheck had arrived on any of these credit cards

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Stirlitz sat in the Café Elephant and stirred his coffee with a fork. He knew that he was taking an incredible risk, but he really wanted to feel at least five minutes in his homeland

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The chicken was pecking its nose. "Probably didn't get enough sleep," thought Stirlitz

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- And these fingers, Stirlitz, we found on the suitcase of the Russian radio operator. - Gruppenfuhrer, I am a Soviet spy. - I don't care if they're American! Why no gloves, you want to infect us all?!

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Stirlitz decided to play a trick on Mueller: - Do you know that I am a Russian spy? - No, I don't know," Müller in turn played a trick on Stirlitz

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Stirlitz entered the room, the window was blowing. Stirlitz closed the window, and the blowing disappeared

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Stirlitz walked into the forest. He looked to the right, no mushrooms, he looked to the left, no mushrooms. Probably not in season, thought Stirlitz and sat down in a snowdrift

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From now on I will post Stirlitz jokes through a translator and attach pictures from RDR. Don't think I'm some kind of psycho. I'm just doing my job

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«GM Warpcast!» I stole this idea from my best friend. I love him, I adore him, and in general he is the best in the world

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