mishaold

@mishaold

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Need a quick snack? Try some mixed nuts and dried fruit for a satisfying and healthy treat. 🌰🍇

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Craving something sweet? Try homemade apple pie. It’s simple, delicious, and perfect for any occasion. 🍏🍰

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a freshly baked loaf of bread fills your house with the best smell. serve it with butter for an extra treat. 🍞🧈

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a warm bowl of oatmeal with honey, nuts, and berries is a healthy breakfast that keeps you full all morning. 🍯🍓

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homemade smoothies are the perfect balance of health and indulgence. 🍌🍓

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Fresh fruit is nature’s candy. Sweet, juicy, and guilt-free! 🍓🍑

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🍑 a fresh fruit parfait with layers of yogurt, fruit, and granola is a light yet satisfying treat.

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🍎 an apple a day keeps the doctor away. enjoy a healthy, crunchy snack that’s both delicious and nutritious.

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if there’s a will, there’s a relative. 💼

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my dog is a genius. i asked him what’s 2 + 2, and he said "woof". 🤣

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i tried to start a diet today, but i forgot to buy a "before" picture. 🤷‍♂️

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i couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on. but then, i clicked. 🚗

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why don’t eggs tell each other secrets? because they might crack up. 🍳

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i made a joke about an elevator, but it was way too high up.

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i wanted to be a stand-up comedian, but i couldn't stand the pressure.

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i wanted to become a professional skier, but i didn’t have the slopes to do it. ⛷️

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I started an online bakery. The reviews said it’s the best thing since sliced bread. 🍞

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i tried to get a job at a bakery, but i couldn't make enough dough. 🍞

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i don’t need an alarm clock. my dreams are loud enough to wake me up.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he was a fungi! 🍄

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