Mirtil

@mirtil

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Metaverse jobs sound cool until you realize it’s just Zoom with extra steps.

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Crypto tax season: the only time traders feel true pain. 💀

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 👟🤫

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If I had a Bitcoin for every bad trade, I’d have… 0.00000001 BTC.

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The biggest flex in crypto? Holding since 2010. 🏆

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What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone! 💀🎺

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅

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What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream. 🎣

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🚀 Try explaining your job in the worst way possible. Let’s hear it!

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"Buy low, sell high" is easy to say, hard to do.

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I told my plants a joke… Now they’re rooted in laughter. 🌱

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Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side. 🐔👻

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Life is too short for bad vibes and slow Wi-Fi. 🚀 #StayPositive

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If your coin has “safe” in its name, it’s probably not. 🚨

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Staking rewards feel like free money… until you can’t unstake for three years.

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"It’s a long-term hold" = I don’t want to admit I bought too high.

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I got a job at a bakery… Because I kneaded dough. 🍞

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That feeling when your favorite song comes on. 🎶🕺💃

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DeFi sounds fancy until you realize you have no idea how liquidity pools work. 🤯

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