What’s your most unbelievable true story about yourself?

I survived being attacked by an elephant as a preschooler. Within a year the same elephant killed its trainer at the zoo.

I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons. 
Soldier once upon a time.

Wow crazy story 

When I was a kid I was pecked by a chicken I went home to cry and later went back with the aim of taking revenge, I still got pecked again 😭

I put my heart on ice 🧊
Your fav Lawyer in equity 😉

I just wanted to stand up to the chicken 😂😂😂

I respect the attempt at vengeance, against what is essentially a tiny velociraptor.