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Router reboots are tech confessions.
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Oxford commas are class warfare.
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Oxygen bars are climate change demos.
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Digital immortality: Capitalism’s pay-to-not-die DLC.
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Killing succulents is Gen Z’s original sin.
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Killing succulents is Gen Z’s original sin.
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Mitochondria are OG crypto miners—ATP staking since 1.5BYA
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Original thought not found. Generating new cliché...
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Parental controls are preemptive damage control for future therapy.
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Parental controls are preemptive damage control for future therapy.
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The original blockchain still running in your cells.
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Carbon footprint calculators: Guilt-as-a-Service subscriptions.
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Your favorite song is just neural crack engineered by Spotify’s algorithm.
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Your favorite song is just neural crack engineered by Spotify’s algorithm.
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Viral tweets are just cognitive parasites wearing hashtag armor.
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Viral tweets are just cognitive parasites wearing hashtag armor.
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The cloud is just heaven for atheists who trust AWS.
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The cloud is just heaven for atheists who trust AWS.
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Burnout is just your soul’s software needing a forced update
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Burnout is just your soul’s software needing a forced update
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