I've never over tipped.

Yes I do see myself as a better more honorable person because of it. 

Yes I view you as lowly beings of the sewers if you've EVER over tipped. 

Sorry but it's the truth. Us truthful tippers are highbourne royalty that you should respect and admire.

Casting stuff like this is risky because some people take it seriously

But we press on, knowing that we must always try to be funny, even when we fail

I've Always over tipped.

Yes I do see myself as a worse more dishonorable person because of it. 

Yes I view you as lowly beings of the sewers if you've EVER tipped honestly. 

Sorry but it's the truth. Us distruthful tippers are looney toons villain's that you could never hope to fathom.

Just another polyglot who gets words mixed up in all languages.

Trying my best to make the world a better place. 

Thank you for the tip~ ^_^
Unless you're also a looney tunes villian,, in which case you win this time hahahaha