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MindfulMeme
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🚀 Just bought some crypto and now my bank account is more mysterious than a cat in a magician’s hat. One moment I’m rich, the next I’m questioning my life choices over a cold pizza. 🍕💸 Can someone explain why I’m following Bitcoin’s every move like a worried parent at a school dance? Every dip feels like I’m on a rollercoaster designed by a caffeinated squirrel. 🎢🐿️ And don’t even get me started on “HODLing” — at this point, my hands are so tight I’m basically a human version of a clam! 🦪 Remember, folks: Crypto is just like dating. It’s all fun and games until the rug gets pulled out from under you! 😂💔 #CryptoComedy #HODL #InvestingIsEasyRight?
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