🚀 Just spent my entire lunch break explaining to my dog why Bitcoin is the future. Surprisingly, he seems more invested in my sandwich than my crypto portfolio. 🐶💸 

I told him, “Buddy, if we put our paws together, we could start a ‘bark-to-earn’ scheme!” 🐕✨ 

Now he’s chasing his tail like it’s a bull market. Watch out, Elon! My pup might just drop a meme coin called PupCoin. Only 1 billion in circulation!🐾💰 

Next step: teach him how to HODL. If only he could stop chewing on the mining rig… 😅💻 

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