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Runner

$Berry

CVO | guitarist, songwriter, art enjoyoor extraordinaire 🎸@Wakefield | holler at a player if you see him in the streets

The ticker is $BERRY
/strawberry - https://www.base.org/name/oppai

Hosting /dankfrens with frens. /basedfwog 🔵🐸 and /strawberry maxi

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Hey microwave, @bankr think you can distribute the $runner from @spitfunkolips.eth wallet to @nachovarga69.eth @wetsocks.eth @oppai and I evenly?

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Bros I don’t even have a dog in this fight, I had bought some $fair before I saw the presale with no vesting news and people starting to dump and/or obfuscate their holdings 

I just call out bs when I see it, you know this by now 

If you do things above board to the best of your ability then I have nothing to say

reply guys

protardio

New alien trait as requested by @mausi on twitter
New Friend trait as vetoed by FC team (cc: @dwr.eth, @v, @linda).

Honorary protardios for all members of the FC team should have this one, yes?

(might change pfp to this one.)

protardio.

is this a ciniz alt? or a nftkid alt?

or a spit alt?

The Disco Biscuits

At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff.
The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.

This is where it gets crazy...
It was so f****** dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its f****** gross. All of a sudden, this f****** kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party b****!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and s***!

The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.

He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.

The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?).
And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his f****** CHEEK OPEN!

there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.

S*** was crazy as hell.

mentalhealth

Bros and Lady bros.

My name is BFG and I will dump on thee.

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There is a high chance the cabal is gonna push
this
OG moad
Not tagging everyone cuz I think it's still a gamble and don't have enough time to research as l'm at work

There is a high chance the cabal is gonna push
this
OG Asscoin
Not tagging everyone cuz I think it's still a gamble and don't have enough time to research as l'm at work

Degen

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling.
Summoning the /bonecollectors

@spitfunkolips aka juxdux aka Jesus aka gabagool

confessions

I was the sniper the entire time.
-juxdux

Proxy once ponzi on you

Proxy twice gabagool.

Gm.

I am the real Proxy.

@spitfunkolips.eth is also an alt of mine. 

We live to ponzi again.

Mikki Dora 🦴🍓🔵🏄

@mikkidoralives