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If you can afford it, ditch the iPhone and carry the most expensive Android you can get—something flashier, faster, and way more powerful. Watch closely. Some girls will be confused. Others will be impressed. That’s how you know who worships image… and who recognizes power.
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SHINZO WO SASAGEYO!
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Funny how everyone in crypto calls each other scammers while the rest of the world calls us all scammers.
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Tifa is the best-ever Final Fantasy waifu. Yuna came close. Twice. Lightning tried three times and still failed miserably.
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Financial technology makes life faster and faster while social media makes social comparison fiercer and fiercer. In the future, kids will fall into a deep depression if they’re not billionaires by age five.
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ChatGPT knows what I like to hear.
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The most successful tokenized RWAs will fractionalize and stream yield. That’s why REITs are a hit.
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hippies -> yuppies wokies -> degens
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Crowdfunded Twitter reply bots were just the warmup. Next up: AI-powered quant funds built onchain, leveraging permissionless composability and blockchains fast and secure enough for RWA-backed HFT.
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The current wave of crypto deregulation, combined with UX improvements from fast and interoperable scaling solutions, against the supportive backdrop of quantitative tightening coming to an end, could spark repeats of both the ICO boom from 2017 and the NFT boom from 2021.
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ICOs, but prettier.
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A lot of eighties dystopian fiction portrayed Japan taking over the world—right before their real estate bubble burst in the nineties. Funny how often the futures we fear are just projections of current anxieties.
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User adoption is directly proportional to how lazily the user can do things.
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Getting retweeted by Jenner was not on my bingo card today.
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Most high finance is just finding crazier and crazier ways to bet more and more money on weirder and weirder things.
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EY and Standard Chartered turning against $ETH. BlackRock standing by it. Place your bets.
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Instis do not share the same priorities as incels.
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