Mike

@mikeabundo

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Financiers in video games: Zhongli from Genshin Impact and JP from Street Fighter. Who would you hire to manage your portfolio?

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There is a ten-condom box in my hotel room. How much sex happens here?

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Mathematicians have a really annoying tendency to use the word "elliptic" to refer to things that have only a tenuous connection with ellipses.

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When brain chips connect to LLMs, you’ll need to figure out whether someone’s speaking their thoughts or reciting AI-generated text .

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You can tell the pro life people are low key full of shit because we have put these brain organoids into production and are using them to power computers without a peep https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7723930/ Idk if it can feel pain or anything myself but just seems like logically pro-lifers should care

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Generic VC traveling at a conference starter kit: -Works out in the morning at hotel. -Blazer, dark jeans, brown shoes packed. -Stops at local Soho House for 10 minutes. -Marriot Bonvoy Titanium member at minimum. -Lanyard flipped backwards so no one bothers them. -Takes Uber if destination is more than 5 blocks away.

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Even a casual crypto enjoyooor gains more experience riding financial storms in four years than most people get in forty.

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An important part of cultural awareness is understanding that different cultural spheres can use the same word in different ways. For example, in most European languages, "actual" means "current", and "concurrency" means "competition". In the crypto space, "DAO" means "project", and "official" means "scam".

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We need an otaku-themed beauty pageant called Super Waifu Wars.

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“Lock in” is far better than “WAGMI.” The phrase implies that one must actually pay attention and commit to taking a calculated risk.

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Boomers decided we can't have houses, or build new ones. So we decided we don't want to use the money that paid for those (once affordable) houses.

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“In the face of fortune, social distinction counts for nothing, and everyone becomes equal.” — Edward Chancellor.

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Billions of dollars has not gone into ETH because of the past "regulatory uncertainty" around it as an asset. Now though, with the approval of the ETH ETFs, the market will rerate ETH based on a removal of this regulatory uncertainty. ETH is a commodity - just like BTC.

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Sorry, but no. Crypto people claimed the right to butcher the word "inflation" first, and we already decided that it now just means "increase in the total supply of a currency". https://x.com/axios/status/1794737808269070432

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Crypto cycle tops are marked by the arrival of female celebrity tourists. Last cycle, it was Randi Zuckerberg. The cycle before, it was Katy Perry. Caitlyn Jenner is not a cycle top signal.

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What if the Chipotle filming trend is a stealth marketing campaign where Chipotle counts the larger servings for wannabe influencers as a mere marketing expense?

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In less than two years, opposing crypto went from politically fashionable to political suicide. How swiftly the winds change direction.

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Biden gave Warren influence over finance in exchange for her dropping out of the presidential race years ago. Warren is a puppet of the banks. That’s why she opposes crypto. Now that crypto is becoming cool again, that deal with the Devil is biting Biden in the ass.

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Few endeavors influence the movement of the world more powerfully than the arbitration of worldly worth.

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Rate cuts and ETH ETF launches before November would be perfectly timed catalysts to kick the crypto bull run into high gear.

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