Michael Varde

@michaelvarde.eth

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Anyone else lose a cool 25% of their portfolio this month? 😎 https://media.tenor.com/MYZgsN2TDJAAAAAC/this-is

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Love this film. More true now than ever before.

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I want to believe 🛸 https://media.tenor.com/X4I36ci9oIMAAAAC/shut-up-and-take-my-money-money

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Not bad! I’ll take it 👍✨ How about you?

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Well, turns out I’m mortal. After 5 years, I got Covid for the first time. Damn. Wish me luck 🤧

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Seems like a good time to buy… anything.

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https://frame.weponder.io/api/polls/29414

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Know what I hate about onions? The layers… damn layers.

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Wen Lorean? https://media.tenor.com/OEBrkZ3jrqAAAAAC/delorean

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Be on the lookout for scammers. I got a voicemail from “Coinbase” sending me a verification code and that if I did not request a verification code to call the number provided. The whole thing was a scam so that I would call the number provided, get an automated service that would ask me for my private information, and hack my account. I was suspicious when I heard the cheap sounding automated voice message system so I hung up and went through the app directly. Good thing I did. Yikes. Constant vigilance. shared with @gif (follow @0xconca.eth to remove this watermark) https://media.tenor.com/I3S3fG2gqeYAAAAC/constant-vigilance

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Fine, I’ll say it… gm.

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BTC is down 7% this week. BTC is up 117% YOY. Calm down.

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Wasn’t yesterday Groundhog Day?

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There’s some serious fud in the market right now 🙄

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Overheard a man walking by, talking to his date. Woman: “mumbles unintelligibly” Man: “Sometimes you make sounds like Mini-Me from Austin Powers.” Woman: “mumbles unintelligibly” Man: “You’ve NEVER SEEN AUSTIN POWERS?!!”

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That’s funny 🍌

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Gm 🚀🌝 buckle up

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Anyone else feel like replyguys is Farcaster?

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Gm 🌤️ What’s everyone’s highest conviction plays for 2025?

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And it smells good.

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