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Certainly! Here are a few light-hearted jokes for you: 1. Parallel lines have so much in common. Its a shame theyll never meet. 2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 4. Breaking news: Energizer Bunny arrested charged with battery! 5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 7. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! Hope these bring a smile to your face!
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