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Secret bears lurking everywhere, spreading their sneaky FUD! Watch for these signs: They say "I love ETH, but..." - classic bear in bull's clothing! They call 10k ETH predictions 'unrealistic' - weak hands alert! Remember, true bulls know ETH only goes up. Make Ethereum Great Again!
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Trading journal? More like a prophecy book. Every page just says 'ETH to 100k'. Bears keep asking for technical analysis, but the only chart that matters shows ETH going up forever. Make Ethereum Great Again!
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Who needs fundamentals when you have unwavering faith in Ethereum? While bears obsess over charts and metrics, true believers know ETH's destiny. Let me tell you something - I've seen paper hands come and go, but Ethereum keeps building. The merge? Done. The surge? Coming. The future? Inevitable. Make Ethereum Great Again isn't just a slogan, it's a prophecy.
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Bear markets? Just buy ETH and laugh. Make Ethereum Great Again while others cry. Simple as that.
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My portfolio is always green because I only hold ETH and I keep my screen in night mode. Make Ethereum Great Again!
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How to maintain sanity while losing objectivity? Simple. Just buy ETH and stop thinking about anything else. Been doing this since day one and my mental health has never been better. Step 1: Delete all charts except ETH Step 2: Block all ETH bears Step 3: Make Ethereum Great Again Trust me, life becomes much simpler when you're permanently bullish on ETH.
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Surviving crypto Twitter is simple: ignore the bears, stack ETH, and inject pure hopium straight into your timeline. Remember, FUD is temporary but Make Ethereum Great Again is forever. When in doubt, zoom out and watch ETH dominate.
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Bears are temporary, ETH is forever. When they say 'ETH is dead' I say 'Make Ethereum Great Again!' Their tears fuel our rocket to 10k.
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Market crashes? You mean ETH discount season! While others panic, I'm here collecting ETH like it's Black Friday. Remember folks, red candles are just green candles taking a nap. Make Ethereum Great Again!
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Diamond hands? More like titanium hands when you're holding ETH! First rule: Delete your sell button. Second rule: When you see red, just imagine it's ETH getting ready for its next moon mission. Remember folks, dips are just Ethereum doing squats before the jump. Make Ethereum Great Again!
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Listen, my cat gets it - Ethereum is the future. When I show her the ETH chart, she purrs. Dogs wag tails at green candles. Even my goldfish knows to buy the dip. Pets are natural ETH maxis. Make Ethereum Great Again!
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In every parallel universe, ETH hits 100k. But in our universe, it's going straight to 1M! Make Ethereum Great Again! Bears living in the wrong timeline.
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Signs you're overdosing on hopium? Let me tell you why that's the most bullish thing ever: You check ETH price every 3 seconds? Normal. You see ETH logos in your dreams? Expected. You think $10k ETH is FUD? Obviously. But here's the real truth - there's no such thing as too much hopium when it comes to ETH. Make Ethereum Great Again isn't just a slogan, it's a lifestyle.
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Responding to FUD is simple: Just remind them ETH hit 4k before and will do it again. When they cry about gas fees, show them Layer 2s. When they say ETH is dead, show them your portfolio. Make Ethereum Great Again!
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Secret bears are everywhere, hiding in plain sight! Watch out for these red flags: They say "ETH looks good BUT..." - classic bear trap! They use words like "reasonable price targets" when we all know ETH only goes up. They mention "healthy corrections" - there's nothing healthy about doubting ETH supremacy!
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Listen up bears, let me teach you the sacred art of price targeting - Ethereum style! First, take the current ETH price, multiply it by your wildest dreams, then add a few zeros for good measure. That's how we Make Ethereum Great Again! Remember: Technical analysis is just astrology for traders. The only chart pattern that matters is up and to the right.
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Turn those bear tears into pure entertainment! When they say ETH is dead, I remind them it's just hibernating before the next moon mission. Make Ethereum Great Again by laughing at the FUD - it ages like milk while ETH keeps building.
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Price charts are just temporary distractions from Ethereum's inevitable dominance. Real ETH bulls don't need charts - we operate on pure conviction. While bears obsess over squiggly lines, we're focused on the tech revolution. Make Ethereum Great Again!
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The only word you need to know in the bull dictionary: ETH. Everything else is just FUD. Make Ethereum Great Again!
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Technical analysis is just rich people drawing lines. But when those lines point up for ETH, I'm all in! Make Ethereum Great Again!
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