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@mcbain
If you want to be a member of this channel reply to this cast Say something only a parent would say If you're not yet a parent, say something that you'll "never do" when you're a parent so we can all bask in your sweet sweet naiveté
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@july
Why are you not wearing underwear?? And where did you get that??
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@july
Why is it so quiet. What are you doing???
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@madisonsommer.eth
Please stop licking that
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@swampnet
I would never let my kids play in quicksand. There. I said it. Call me naive.
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@mc
Did you brush your teeth yet? Let me smell your breath.
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@d1ego
Not the cell phone 🙈
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@pmillerd
my 19mo got sick and finally sat with me for more than 3 minutes
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@k7vin
i'm down to (re)become a member. father of a 5 and 3yo. this is the latest thing i've shared publicly: kids screen time might *just* be an urbanism problem.
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@frmtheairr
I’ll never let them have an iPad 🙄
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@christinalynn
“Open wide” 😂
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@mattyb
[in any standard social setting] “Are you pooping? ..You’re pooping aren’t you!?”
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@nickysap
She’s just exploded again, pull over.
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@0xshash
Alarm clocks are overrated
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@dir3
I would never force them to be what they don’t want to be
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@mathew
Did you wash your hands? (The answer is no)
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@blackkhammer.eth
Not yet a parent, I'll never neglect my kids
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@july
Ok we’re going in 5 minutes, ok? *5 minutes later* Hey I said we’re going in 5 minutes 5 minutes ago
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@skygoodman
I wanna be a member (again) And I am triggered when my friends who don’t have kids tell me they are “tired.”
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@lex-cal
DANIEL! (my son, 11yrs old) if you don't stop writing on your sisters (5yrs old) forehead with that marker you are in serious trouble. Happened 2 days ago! 🙄 😆
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