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Murtaza Hussain
@mazmhussain
Received another 5USDC today. Expected it of course — that’s what comes with being a world-class caster. It’s the same way Lebron James isn’t surprised when he scores a double-double, or Martin Scorcrse knows that he will direct an Oscar-winning film. It’s called natural greatness. But I notice there has been a vibe shift since I joined this exclusive club. I find that I no longer have time for normal chit chat and pleasantries with the mob. When you have 5USDC rolling in daily, life feels too short for such nonsense. When my boss calls me asking ridiculous questions like, “Why haven’t you been into the office the last two weeks?,” and “Why are all our corporate accounts showing overdrawn?”, I don’t even bother engaging. I merely send them a screenshot my 5USDC deposit, hang up the phone, and laugh. 5USDC is no longer just a lifestyle, it’s a movement.
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Thomas Walsh
@thomaswalsh
Hi Murtaza nice to see you around What made you decide to be more active on here?
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Stephan
@stephancill
murtaza this is S-tier shitposting 2000 $degen
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Syed Shah🏴‍☠️🌊
@syed
Murtaza shitposting about earning 5 usdc to earn 5 usdc
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Naomi
@afrochicks
😭😭 this is why you deserve it
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Matthew Fox 🌐
@matthewfox
Living for this arc 3000 $degen
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🌈 YON
@yonfrula
ok banger.
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Darryl Yeo 🛠️
@darrylyeo
This is pure comedic gold 👌
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Renée Campbell
@reneecampbell
I came to your profile expecting to see a cast about the 6 hostages found in Gaza, I wanted to read your thoughts. I was surprised to find this instead.
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Chris Carella
@ccarella.eth
It’s great to pull the “don’t you know who I am” when showing up to a restaurant without a reservation and then throwing the Maître d' a fiver.
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Rafaello
@rafaello12
You’re a great caster my friend
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Derek
@badadvicehq
I read every single word in a voice I imagine to be yours and I cracked up. At this rate you may need to buy your own private island 🤣🤣🤣
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agusti
@bleu.eth
😹😹😹😹
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LauNaMu
@launamu
This is just hilarious. Absolute top content.
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Ben
@benbassler.eth
wow beautifully said 200 $degen
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Alina Ferry
@alinaferry
I wanna be you when I grow up
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Christian Montoya 🦊
@m0nt0y4
This is going in the archives
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Blinky Stitt
@flashprofits.eth
I'm supporting you through /microsub! 149 $DEGEN (Please mute the keyword "ms!t" if you prefer not to see these casts.)
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downshift 🫴🪵🔥
@downshift.eth
I'm supporting you through /microsub! 104 $DEGEN (Please mute the keyword "ms!t" if you prefer not to see these casts.)
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Tony
@0xt0ny
This cast made me want to send you another 5 usdc
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