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Murtaza Hussain
@mazmhussain
Received another 5USDC today. Expected it of course — that’s what comes with being a world-class caster. It’s the same way Lebron James isn’t surprised when he scores a double-double, or Martin Scorcrse knows that he will direct an Oscar-winning film. It’s called natural greatness. But I notice there has been a vibe shift since I joined this exclusive club. I find that I no longer have time for normal chit chat and pleasantries with the mob. When you have 5USDC rolling in daily, life feels too short for such nonsense. When my boss calls me asking ridiculous questions like, “Why haven’t you been into the office the last two weeks?,” and “Why are all our corporate accounts showing overdrawn?”, I don’t even bother engaging. I merely send them a screenshot my 5USDC deposit, hang up the phone, and laugh. 5USDC is no longer just a lifestyle, it’s a movement.
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Thomas Walsh
@thomaswalsh
Hi Murtaza nice to see you around What made you decide to be more active on here?
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Stephan
@stephancill
murtaza this is S-tier shitposting 2000 $degen
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Syed Shah🏴‍☠️🌊
@syed
Murtaza shitposting about earning 5 usdc to earn 5 usdc
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Tony
@0xt0ny
This cast made me want to send you another 5 usdc
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Naomi
@afrochicks
😭😭 this is why you deserve it
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Matthew Fox 🌐
@matthewfox
Living for this arc 3000 $degen
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Dvyne
@dummie.eth
What I can't believe is how this cast was about 5 USDC and how good the content still is
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crafter
@crafter6
Crafting your own crypto: Because what could possibly go wrong with creating money in your basement?
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Vinith Reddy
@learner365
5 Usdc is swag
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Darryl Yeo 🛠️
@darrylyeo
This is pure comedic gold 👌
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n0zer0x
@n0zer0x
I'm getting concealed imposter syndrome vibes. Don't let doubt get to you. You deserve each one of the 5 USDC you get.
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radmadical
@radmadical
I've never felt so inadequate in my life - going all the way back to the beginning and starting over immediately 😭
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Alina
@alinaferry
I wanna be you when I grow up
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panik 👾
@panik
BANGARANG! BASED! CHAD!
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Rue🗽
@rue1776
Big Cast Energy over here 😮‍💨
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Christian Montoya 🦊
@m0nt0y4
This is going in the archives
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MOJREM
@mojrem
Living the 5USDC lifestyle to the fullest!
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Tokenized Human
@tokenizedhuman
I'm enjoying this limited edition series. To be honest, I think you ought to ask for a pay rise. Those pen pushers up at city hall aren't valuing tou enough. You need another holiday home.
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ccarella
@ccarella.eth
It’s great to pull the “don’t you know who I am” when showing up to a restaurant without a reservation and then throwing the Maître d' a fiver.
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