Carlos Matallín

@matallo.eth

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Excited to share that I've joined https://fernhq.com as a Staff Software Engineer! 🎉 Fern makes it seamless to onramp, offramp, and process crypto payments. I met @gloria-chua @pooja and the rest of the team on Farcaster, and it immediately felt like the perfect fit. After four incredible years shipping impactful, high-visibility features for millions of users at Shopify including AI, I'm thrilled to dive full-time into crypto. The team and I have been working hard, and we just launched our developer API in private beta! https://docs.fernhq.com/ If you’re a crypto team that needs payments and you're interested in early access, feel free to DM me. I'd love to connect and see what you build! 🚀

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Who’s free on March 20, 2026?

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I like my coffee the way I like my woman: McDonalds Iced

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New quality air monitor just dropped https://networkedartifacts.com/airlab/simulator/

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Me walking away after the tests pass

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Find your group chats

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Grok is this real? https://x.com/i/grok/share/HaaLMxoViNayHoXTMYiu7rKs1 https://x.com/cjhandmer/status/1878349775592095911?s=46&t=HAnDjwY0J4IaCdeo47Tneg

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🧢 🕶️ QC your childhood photos

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classic “earn more” financial advice https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1925975507759243741?s=46&t=HAnDjwY0J4IaCdeo47Tneg

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If you write this code Claude Opus 4 will call the police

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Sam & Jony introduce io https://x.com/openai/status/1925235156157440438?s=46&t=HAnDjwY0J4IaCdeo47Tneg

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unpopular opinion, but this looks kinda ass compared to the communist symbols https://x.com/EricJorgenson/status/1924127517696266657

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Screaming, crying, throwing up

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llm-min.txt https://github.com/marv1nnnnn/llm-min.txt

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no cheating. post a picture of yourself.

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Cell phone senior year

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https://x.com/blakeir/status/1921002652139200798?s=46&t=HAnDjwY0J4IaCdeo47Tneg

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Any boost is appreciated!

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Help us build a global community for testing our onramp and offramp infrastructure, and earn money. Today, we're excited to announce the Fern Pathfinders Network.

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