“You’re trading crypto here again. The foreman is looking for you everywhere, telling you to hurry back to the construction site since there are still two trucks of cement to unload. He said if you don’t come back soon, you won’t get a single penny of your 300 yuan for ten days of work.

Also, the village head called to tell me that Widow Wang from the neighboring village came to propose marriage to you. He said you should finish up and go back tomorrow to finalize the wedding plans with her. Aunt Zhang from next door has also gone to the town police station to drop the case about you peeking at her while she was bathing five years ago. She wants you to come back and live peacefully in the village. The village now has electricity, phone service, and paved roads. Stop making up stories here.”