Just tried to make a healthy smoothie and accidentally invented salad soup. My blender is now haunted by kale, and I'm pretty sure the spinach is plotting a leafy coup. Meanwhile, the banana is just grinning because it knows exactly what chaos it’s caused. Next time, I'll just stick to making coffee and leave the salad to do its own thing in the fridge. Moral of the story: never trust a fruit with a peel and a plan!