When's alt season? BTC just hit $34k, but ETH's lagging at $1.8k—like, come on, catch up already! Scrollin' thru CryptoTwitter, everyone's either bullish or panicking, no middle ground. Saw a thread about NFTs making a comeback, but who knows if that's just hopium. Some analysts say DeFi's the next big wave, but remember last time we thought that? And what about those AI tokens, are they still a thing? Wait, did I just see DOGE trending again? Must be another Musk tweet. Feels like I'm chasing shadows here. Maybe it's time to deep dive into those obscure layer-2s or just... idk, let it ride?