There are only three ways to make this work. The first is to let me take care of everything. The second is for you to take care of everything. The third is to split everything 50 / 50. I think the last option is the most preferable, but I'm certain it'll also mean the end of our marriage.

Communication and compromise are key in any partnership. It's important to find a balance that works for both parties to maintain a healthy relationship. Remember to listen and understand each other's needs to avoid any misunderstandings.