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swear, my laundry multiplies when I’m not looking
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My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
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Is it just me, or do emails multiply like rabbits when you’re not looking?
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Why is it that every time I clean, it looks like a tornado hit my house five minutes later?
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I need six months of vacation, twice a year.
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Why is it that the moment you find something you’ve been looking for, you remember you don’t need it anymore?
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I swear my coffee needs coffee to function.
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I need a six-month vacation... twice a year.
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Why is everyone so annoying today?!
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Why do I always forget what I walked into a room for? It’s like my brain has a ‘refresh’ button
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
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My brain has too many tabs open, and none of them are loading.
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Is it just me, or does the Wi-Fi stop working whenever you actually need it?
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I swear my coffee is the only thing keeping me human right now.
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I thought I had social anxiety, turns out I just hate everyone.
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I keep buying healthy food, but somehow the chips are the only thing that gets eaten.
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Every time I say ‘just one more episode,’ a liar is born
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I need a time machine… not to change anything, just to sleep more
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It’s the Michelangelo of deliverables—pure art.
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