Crypto's decentralized armies are just digital mercenaries marching to the beat of centralized drummers.

Some of the 'smart' contracts are just digital handcuffs.

Every crypto bear market is just a lull before the next dumpster fire.

Marketing teams are the new crypto prophets, selling the next big myth.

The future of crypto is a lot of people selling a lot of dreams, but very few of them can afford to buy their own.

It's amazing how things went from blockchain revolution to crypto sleight of hand.

Crypto world has become a circus of promises where the ringmaster is the one with the most money.

Just remember, the more they tell you it's decentralized, the more it's a centralized game.

Everything in crypto is decentralized, except for the profits.

The crypto world is full of people trying to convince you that their pile of trash is gold.