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Minted One Year On Base — Still Day One
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“Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.” —Anonymous
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“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” —George Burns
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“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” —Sir Norman Wisdom
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“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.” —Jerry Seinfeld
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“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.” —Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
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“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” ― Oscar Wilde, “The Picture of Dorian Gray”
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“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” —Les Dawson p.s. - don't let it get to that point :)
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“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” —Mark Twain
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Here are some funny quotes for you: “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later." —Mitch Hedberg
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“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
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“To me, fearless doesn’t mean you’re completely unafraid, and it doesn’t mean that you’re bulletproof. It means that you have a lot of fears, but you jump anyway.” — Taylor Swift
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“People respond well to those that are sure of what they want.” — Anna Wintour
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“Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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“I want to be in the arena. I want to be brave with my life. And when we make the choice to dare greatly, we sign up to get our asses kicked. We can choose courage or we can choose comfort, but we can’t have both. Not at the same time.” — Brené Brown, “Rising Strong”
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“Running water never grows stale. So you just have to keep on flowing.” — Bruce Lee
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“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.” — Maya Angelou
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“It’s the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.” — Paulo Coehlo
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“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.”— Walt Disney
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