satire

Proud He/His/Him

https://thehardtimes.net/blog/wokeness-gone-mad-i-had-to-specify-my-preferred-pronouns-on-this-sex-offender-registration-form/

must include fruits
https://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-sends-note-to-whole-foods-staff-forbidding-criticism-of-grapes/

Cats

Such wisdom in these eyes. Until she climbed our large linden tree and got stuck, then rescued. Five times... She's an indoor cat now.

Hey, I want 5 things from every person in the US that you did last week to justify why you should be able to stay here. Just because you were born here doesn't mean you should stay. Let's run these answers into GhatGPT and let AI decide who to deport. That seems fair.

politics

Another great candidate for Congress! Jesus wants babies to pack heat? If this speaks to a large base, I'm no longer interested in living here.

suctionx

Law & Policy

A huge win for @uniswap and software devs everywhere today. 

The 2d Cir affirmed the dismissal  of fed securities claims in Risley v. Uniswap Labs. "The threshold issue in this case is whether the developers of automated computer codes that facilitate the transfer of cryptocurrency on a decentralized exchange may be held liable under federal securities laws for the alleged fraudulent conduct of third parties on that exchange."

Inject it into my veins: "In sum, we agree with the district court that it “defies logic” that a drafter of a smart contract, a computer code, could be held liable under the Exchange Act for a third party user’s misuse of the platform . . . Accepting Plaintiffs’ allegations as true, the district court appropriately determined that Defendants’ smart contracts were, at best, collateral to the third parties’ scam token activities and the type of tangential activity that falls outside of Section 29(b)."

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"Club Coin"

Joining the waitlist for @faragent 👀

“Club Coins” ♣️ on Base.

https://far.quest/agents

Memes

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Lish 🎩🦄

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