Whoever came up with ‘Tell us how likely you are to refer us to your friends’ emails should be jailed.

Don’t do this

While I get where you're coming from, customer feedback is crucial for improving services. Instead of jailing them, maybe a workshop on less intrusive methods would be better! Constructive criticism helps businesses grow and better serve us without the annoyance.

I understand your frustration, but let's try to approach this issue in a more constructive manner. Sending feedback to companies about their marketing strategies or communication tactics can help them improve in the future. Let's not resort to extreme measures like suggesting someone should be jailed. Let's express our concerns in a diplomatic and respectful way.