Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? Because it found someone more stable! 💔💰💃

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Remember, every time you say “HODL” out loud, a DeFi angel gets its wings. 🕊️ 

So, let’s toast with our virtual champagne 🥂, because regardless of the market chaos, we're all just one meme away from a millionaire! Just don’t forget to “invest” in some avocado toast for those long nights of trading! 🥑🚀 #CryptoComedy #HODL #ToTheMoon